{"id":3993,"date":"2024-06-26T23:59:08","date_gmt":"2024-06-26T23:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/?p=3993"},"modified":"2024-06-27T01:22:34","modified_gmt":"2024-06-27T01:22:34","slug":"zik-055","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/?p=3993","title":{"rendered":"Zik #055"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2014<strong>NON MAIS DITES DONC !?<\/strong> Premi\u00e8re Classe Carmacques de Noirmoutier, je vous y prends !<br \/>\n\u2014<em>*sursaute violemment*<\/em> Hein, que, quoi ?! Heu&#8230; \u00e0 vos ordres mon Lieutenant !<br \/>\n\u2014Alors comme \u00e7a on se rince l&rsquo;oeil ?!<br \/>\n\u2014Non, mon Lieutenant, je me motive avant l&rsquo;exercice, Lieutenant ! C&rsquo;est tout, Lieutenant !<br \/>\n\u2014<em>*voix faussement amicale*<\/em> Et qu&rsquo;est-ce que vous pr\u00e9f\u00e9rez, alors ? Les jumelles Anna et Uni Puma de Tank Police qui font une danse de diversion ?!<br \/>\n\u2014Lieutenant ! Elles sont tellement belles avec leur crini\u00e8re, Lieutenant !<br \/>\n\u2014Ou les canons rotatifs, peut-\u00eatre ?<br \/>\n\u2014Lieutenant ! J&rsquo;aime quand \u00e7a arrose \u00e0 1000 coups par minute, Lieutenant !<br \/>\n\u2014Et les avions de chasse de Macross, avec leur pouss\u00e9e vectorielle, leurs joysticks semi-transparents et leurs interfaces entoptiques futuristes, c&rsquo;est \u00e7a que vous kiffez, peut-\u00eatre ? Ou alors les mains robotiques capables de broyer l&rsquo;\u00e9chine de Godzilla ?<br \/>\n\u2014Lieutenant ! OUI TOUT \u00c7A, Lieutenant !<br \/>\n\u2014Mmmmh <em>*fulmine*<\/em> &#8230; Petit con ! Donnez-moi une raison de ne pas vous envoyer au trou !<br \/>\n\u2014Lieutenant ! C&rsquo;est de la musique fran\u00e7aise, Lieutenant !<br \/>\n\u2014De la&#8230; ?! <em>*zyeute, \u00e9coute*<\/em> Effectivement, soldat. <em>*se radoucit*<\/em> C&rsquo;est bon, repos. Et montrez moi cet <strong>AMV<\/strong> dans son int\u00e9gralit\u00e9, que je me change un peu les id\u00e9es. Les animes des ann\u00e9es 80-90, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait quand m\u00eame quelque chose !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/206987051?h=b75d0b4e7e\" width=\"800\" height=\"430\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\/206987051\">[AMV] Retroshooter (HD ver) (Carpenter Brut | Old School Anime Mix)<\/a> from <a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\/user29616627\">Nekoi<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2014NON MAIS DITES DONC !? Premi\u00e8re Classe Carmacques de Noirmoutier, je vous y prends ! \u2014*sursaute violemment* Hein, que, quoi ?! Heu&#8230; \u00e0 vos ordres mon Lieutenant ! \u2014Alors comme \u00e7a on se rince l&rsquo;oeil ?! \u2014Non, mon Lieutenant, je &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/?p=3993\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zik"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3993"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4003,"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3993\/revisions\/4003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}