{"id":84,"date":"2016-05-01T19:00:07","date_gmt":"2016-05-01T19:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/?p=84"},"modified":"2022-07-29T10:12:33","modified_gmt":"2022-07-29T10:12:33","slug":"space-art-007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"Space Art #007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Suite \u00e0 un dysfonctionnement de votre GPS (Galactic Positioning System), vous foncez \u00e0 0.9 C vers la surface d&rsquo;une lune glac\u00e9e.<br \/>\nImpact imminent.<\/p>\n<p>Voulez-vous :<\/p>\n<p>A) Klaxonner et faire des appels de phare ?<br \/>\nB) Vomir dans le petit sachet pr\u00e9vu \u00e0 cet effet ?<br \/>\nC) Tirer \u00e0 puissance maximale pour vous creuser un passage ?<br \/>\nD) Envoyer un courriel \u00e0 votre RDV de 16h pour pr\u00e9venir d&rsquo;un l\u00e9ger contretemps ?<br \/>\nE) Klaxonner plus fort, d&rsquo;une fa\u00e7on insistante ?<br \/>\nF) Tirer la manette d&rsquo;\u00e9jection ?<br \/>\nG) Ouvrir la fen\u00eatre, sortir la main et tendre le majeur ?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/spaceart_007.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-83 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/spaceart_007-1024x576.png\" alt=\"spaceart_007\" width=\"584\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/spaceart_007-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/spaceart_007-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/spaceart_007-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/spaceart_007-500x281.png 500w, https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/spaceart_007.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Voil\u00e0, un space art de plus avec une ambiance bien cin\u00e9tique. Rien \u00e0 ajouter \u00e0 part Blender + Gimp.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suite \u00e0 un dysfonctionnement de votre GPS (Galactic Positioning System), vous foncez \u00e0 0.9 C vers la surface d&rsquo;une lune glac\u00e9e. Impact imminent. Voulez-vous : A) Klaxonner et faire des appels de phare ? B) Vomir dans le petit sachet &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/?p=84\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-space-art"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2960,"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions\/2960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baselunaire.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}